10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed