10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for loners.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!