10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear