10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "No river, no fish."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.