10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.