10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• It's Free To Fold...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."