10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Those eggs smell delicious!