10 Random Poker Quotes
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- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"