10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus