10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."