10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson