10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.