10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon