10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"