10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.