10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.