10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Fold and live to fold again
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.