10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes