10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.