10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth