10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.