10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.