10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003