10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it