10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- if u play for the thrill u are ill