10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.