10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."