10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament