10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?