10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.