10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.