10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright