10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.