10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel