10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- It's Free To Fold...
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach