10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.