10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."