10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls