10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for loners.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'