10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for loners.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.