10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)