10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson