10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --