10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."