10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.