10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...