10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?