10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha