10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"