10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22